LAUREN SCHEFF RANDOM THOUGHTS: Archive

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Anonymous asked: do you consider yourself a foodie?

Mar 28th

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Funny Saturday night @twitter wars between...

GoFuckYourFace: worst stream video EVER by a social media expect aka dumb bitch aka @jenfriel http://ow.ly/1rJHY #zeropointofview
JenFriel: @SCHEFFXP DUDE!!! i had the same reaction!!! holy hell, im doing something right! =) thx @gofuckyourface
GoFuckYourFace: @jenfriel no, you're a dumb bitch. people like you make me look like a rocket scientist. fuck you cunt. #fiestamovement
JenFriel: @gofuckyourface sweetheart, life is a reflective experience. ive dealt with your type before after being a lifecaster on LV - it gets old.
JenFriel: @gofuckyourface go take a breather- but while you're at it! Thanks for promoting the #fiestamovement ... cool stuff eh? http://bit.ly/9GPLil
JenFriel: @gofuckyourface dude, why not write it all out and email it to me? id love to post it under the Epic Rant Equinox http://bit.ly/9LrrMg
GoFuckYourFace: @jenfriel your mouth is like a pissflapper... a supersize tampon will plug up that verbal diarrhea you keep spewing. #cuntbag
SCHEFFXP: Enjoying a night in, reading @JenFriel and @gofuckyourface tweets is better than anything on TV. I love social media tonight
JenFriel: @gofuckyourface dude, please feel free to email me and i can post it on TNTML under the epic rant. otherwise, im over it. #justsayin
GoFuckYourFace: @jenfriel #justsayin feel free to go suck a big cock right now. srsly, plug up your mouth with something. you piss me off #stilladumbbitch
JenFriel: @gofuckyourface AHHHHH!!! I get it now ... you saw the post i did over @scheffxp - sweetie, im not stepping on your toes.
JenFriel: @gofuckyourface plus too, saw your pic here @berkorules youre pretty! why hate babe? no need.
JenFriel: @gofuckyourface dude, that sounds like a fun saturday night to me!! haha bless your heart, thanks for the laugh!
GoFuckYourFace: @jennfriel YOU DUMB BITCH. I'M NOT LAUGHING. YOU'RE A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME & SPACE. SHUT THE FUCK UP #hopeyouhavenightmares
JenFriel: NSFW or #Life: @gof#ckyourface - Talk Nerdy To Me Lover http://bit.ly/d8Hbyq
BerkoRules: @jennfriel I must have done something right to make it on your prestigious blog. #goaway #imbeingnice
JenFriel: @SCHEFFXP hahha are you two really sitting next to each other? #locationbasedtweets
SCHEFFXP: I'm at The Bee Hive (1000 fairfax, Santa monica, West Hollywood). http://4sq.com/cc0NCH

Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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the real @zanesavage is money… my best work on ustream

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Whoever is behind the @MichaelJordan Twitter is a...

petervidani: “I sometimes wonder what’s going on in Australia. Or, maybe Japan. Life must be a lot different over there.” “Why doesn’t anyone go on picnics anymore?” “Cigars are good for nature.” “I’m going through an ice-cream float phase right now. By the way.” “I’ve never used a sword or ridden a horse. I have never been in space or in the deep ocean. There are so many things I’d like to...

Mar 23rd

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@TheSunsetStrip March 11, 2010

What a trip tonight was… I left my new macbook outside Red Rocks… realized it when we were almost at @theHawkShow studios… turned back and it was still sitting there… whew… but we had a blast. Starting at the Roxy for Lou Adler’s annual Bingo Fund raiser.. there was some money in that place and tons of Celeb’s… Then to The Rainbow for some food, ran...

Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Masturbating Puppet on @Chatroulette There’s a surprise for everyone when this puppet starts stroking it.

Mar 11th

Anonymous asked: your mother

Mar 11th

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I feel incredibly dirty. Should I take another...

Sometimes being a little dirty is nice. I dig showers, but a little natural funk can be good… But I am thinking you should cleanse the filthy from your SOUL first. :-) Ask me anything on http://stewpit.tumblr.com/ask

Mar 11th

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If you don't like formspring, why the fuck did you...

Why the Eff did you bother writing me this question. You need to get laid more often! Ask me anything on http://stewpit.tumblr.com/ask

Mar 11th

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Anonymous asked: blowing up like you do to everyone's phones?

Mar 11th

Anonymous asked: What?

Mar 11th

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Why is it you hate formspring, so?

imma let you finish, but tumblr did it better… Ask me anything

Mar 10th

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Mar 10th

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One take music video, the BEST video I ever made I think… I was testing out light’s in my studio & had a lot of FUN!!! My filter wanna be song I wrote and sang.. blah blah blah

Mar 10th

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