LAUREN SCHEFF - Seacret Agent/Musician

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March 2010

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Mar 28, 20101,349 notes
do you consider yourself a foodie?

What kind of question is this? have you seen pictures of me? take a look at my facebook page then get back to me FUCKFACE!

Mar 28, 2010
Funny Saturday night @twitter wars between @GoFuckYourFace & @JenFriel
  • GoFuckYourFace: worst stream video EVER by a social media expect aka dumb bitch aka @jenfriel http://ow.ly/1rJHY #zeropointofview
  • JenFriel: @SCHEFFXP DUDE!!! i had the same reaction!!! holy hell, im doing something right! =) thx @gofuckyourface
  • GoFuckYourFace: @jenfriel no, you're a dumb bitch. people like you make me look like a rocket scientist. fuck you cunt. #fiestamovement
  • JenFriel: @gofuckyourface sweetheart, life is a reflective experience. ive dealt with your type before after being a lifecaster on LV - it gets old.
  • JenFriel: @gofuckyourface go take a breather- but while you're at it! Thanks for promoting the #fiestamovement ... cool stuff eh? http://bit.ly/9GPLil
  • JenFriel: @gofuckyourface dude, why not write it all out and email it to me? id love to post it under the Epic Rant Equinox http://bit.ly/9LrrMg
  • GoFuckYourFace: @jenfriel your mouth is like a pissflapper... a supersize tampon will plug up that verbal diarrhea you keep spewing. #cuntbag
  • SCHEFFXP: Enjoying a night in, reading @JenFriel and @gofuckyourface tweets is better than anything on TV. I love social media tonight
  • JenFriel: @gofuckyourface dude, please feel free to email me and i can post it on TNTML under the epic rant. otherwise, im over it. #justsayin
  • GoFuckYourFace: @jenfriel #justsayin feel free to go suck a big cock right now. srsly, plug up your mouth with something. you piss me off #stilladumbbitch
  • JenFriel: @gofuckyourface AHHHHH!!! I get it now ... you saw the post i did over @scheffxp - sweetie, im not stepping on your toes.
  • JenFriel: @gofuckyourface plus too, saw your pic here @berkorules youre pretty! why hate babe? no need.
  • JenFriel: @gofuckyourface dude, that sounds like a fun saturday night to me!! haha bless your heart, thanks for the laugh!
  • GoFuckYourFace: @jennfriel YOU DUMB BITCH. I'M NOT LAUGHING. YOU'RE A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME & SPACE. SHUT THE FUCK UP #hopeyouhavenightmares
  • JenFriel: NSFW or #Life: @gof#ckyourface - Talk Nerdy To Me Lover http://bit.ly/d8Hbyq
  • BerkoRules: @jennfriel I must have done something right to make it on your prestigious blog. #goaway #imbeingnice
  • JenFriel: @SCHEFFXP hahha are you two really sitting next to each other? #locationbasedtweets
  • SCHEFFXP: I'm at The Bee Hive (1000 fairfax, Santa monica, West Hollywood). http://4sq.com/cc0NCH
Mar 28, 2010
#funny #jen friel #gofuckyourface #twitter #war
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#metric #the roxy #andrew herrold #photo #la twestival
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Whoever is behind the @MichaelJordan Twitter is a genius.

petervidani:

“I sometimes wonder what’s going on in Australia. Or, maybe Japan. Life must be a lot different over there.”

“Why doesn’t anyone go on picnics anymore?”

“Cigars are good for nature.”

“I’m going through an ice-cream float phase right now. By the way.”

“I’ve never used a sword or ridden a horse. I have never been in space or in the deep ocean. There are so many things I’d like to try.”

“I’m going to read all day one of these days.”

— @michaeljordan

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#fat, #scheff #neck #funny
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Mar 16, 2010
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#Social strip #Berko #Julio #Scheff #picture #Arizona
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