IF IT WERE ONLY TRUE: The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the  United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) 

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been givenonly the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.. 
2. There is no limit. 
3. They taste just like chicken. 
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.. 
5. They  are directly responsible for the death of Dale  Earnhardt . 
The Pentagon expects the problem in  Afghanistan to be over byMonday