Facebook chat... re: @thehawkshow

her: you can start being yourself around me when I find out hawks real name

me: no one knows, good luck

her: are you serious

me: yep

her: yeah, i definitely can't be friends with him if I have to keep calling him hawk. I'm not ok with that

me: sorry

her: it's ok. well it looks like i'm alienating both of you.

me: yes

her: my job is done here

me: yes, you WIN!

her: bittersweet