Random Text Message i had

John: Good equipment is expensive

Me: yep.. I know... gotta spend the cash on the goods

John: It drives me nuts

Me: in the end, worth it... cause they last and produce good content

John: That's why I try to buy top of the line. Makes me look more talented. ;-)

Me: that is why I play the shitty instruments, so i can prove that real talent is priceless

John: That's why I use a toy lens

Me: i like what fisher price is putting out these days

John: I love their sex toys

Me: didn't know they made them... the Easy Fuck Oven?

John: My first Ben wah balls