Whoever is behind the @MichaelJordan Twitter is a genius.
“I sometimes wonder what’s going on in Australia. Or, maybe Japan. Life must be a lot different over there.”
“Why doesn’t anyone go on picnics anymore?”
“Cigars are good for nature.”
“I’m going through an ice-cream float phase right now. By the way.”
“I’ve never used a sword or ridden a horse. I have never been in space or in the deep ocean. There are so many things I’d like to try.”
“I’m going to read all day one of these days.”

